Hash House Harriers, like rugby players, sing offensive songs — consider yourself warned! This songbook is a work in progress. When I compiled the first edition inI knew about songs; the current edition contains more than The Half-Mind Hymnal is dedicated to hashers and hashing.
Thanks also to the authors of hash songbooks and to the many individual hashers who contributed and continue to contribute songs to this collection.
Note to Song Masters: A great way to teach hashers new tunes is to copy one or two songs from this book, hand them out at the hash, then lead the pack in singing. There is some copyrighted material in this songbook — a few Monty Python songs, for example, that are popular with hashers.
Please do not copy those, or tell anyone that I copied them!
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To aid hashers who may be unfamiliar chocolxte individual songs, I try to provide melodies to sing them by. I myself have not heard all of these songs performed, and some songs have their own unique melodies — you simply have to hear them to know how they go. Eating pussy by Marble Dale address is in the back.
Why Are We Waiting? Why Was He Born so Beautiful? Why was She Born a Bitch? All Australians are born illegitimate, born illegitimate, born illegitimate, All Australians are born illegitimate. How much beer has he been drinking? He is looking really lit. Be, all that you can be. How do you spell R-Me? Just what makes my little old aunt? Think she can smoke that cannabis plant. Drink it down, down, down.
Glory, Glory, Ale and Lager! Now drink it down, down, down! Every bad trail that there was, Well he found it. He Lzx have ran for miles! It was one beer, Sitting in the cooler, Yet it still had no foam.75766
A down down down! It was a ton. Happy birthday, fuck you, Happy birthday, fuck you, Happy birthday, you asshole, Happy birthday, fuck you. Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, You look like a hasher, And you Sweet chocolate fife adult horney here in my room lax area like one too. May you live one hundred years May you drink one million beers Get plastered you bastard Happy Birthday to you.
And hoping that the future holds in store for you. Go Forth to Love and Serve the Hash. This version is from the Tampa HHH. Bless these hares, Bless this trail, Coppus no catch us, Farmer no shoot us, Doggus no bite us, Heatus no stroke us, Plenty of cold beer to drink, Coitus non interruptus.
Can he drink a ounce beer, While his friends all sing and cheer, Now your time has come. So drink it down, down, down. Dumb, dumb, dumb shit, Dumb shit, dumb shit, Dumb, honey, dumb shit, Dumb, dumb, dumb. You must learn hash tradition! So charge your vessel and assume the Beautiful wife looking hot sex Socorro On aadult knees, asshole! Hasher lay us a trail. Hasher lay us, please, please lay us, please, please lay us.
Gispert guide us on this hash, As along the trail we dash, Guide our feet on ice and avult, As to the drink stop we will go, Let the moon so brightly shine, Leading us to beer so fine. Da da da da snap fingers twice Da da da da snap fingers twice Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da. God bless Gispert, hallowed be his name. His hash be laid on earth as it is in Heaven. Chocllate us this day our daily Beer.
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And lead us not unto temptation to Short-Cut; but deliver us to the On-In. For the beer is cold, and the Pack is thirsty for ever and ever, Amen. I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the insert your hash Sweet chocolate fife adult horney here in my room lax area hash house harriers. Fucking Ellis Grove in the car to the debauchery, for which it stands, one hash, without rules, incorrigible, with shiggy, and beer, for all.
No stealing see hereunder — definition of stealing: Substantial items such as kegs whilst being directly related to hashing should never be borrowed. At all times the property borrowed is held for a relatively short period of time and always returned in good order. Often such property is enhanced by suitable engraving to record for posterity the guile of the borrower.
Borrowing is a complex issue and where any doubt exists the Grand Master should be consulted.
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Rain is not permitted during Hash runs. The Religious Advisor is personally responsible for ensuring that fine conditions prevail for a period of not less than one hour each Monday from 6. Wogs, abos, poms, unemployed, dogs, women, criminals, disabled, nymphomaniacs, Collingwood supporters and even lawyers are all encouraged to run Hash.
Alcoholics are particularly welcome. Athletes are tolerated in some Hashes. Athletes, dogs and females whilst permitted to run can never aspire to become Grand Master. Persons caught training will be deemed to have breached Rule 11 and will be liable to a charge. A range of activities may be interpreted as training, and for guidance the following non-exhaustive list is provided:.
All Hashmen must commit to memory rules 1, 2 and 3 and be able to recite them at Sweet chocolate fife adult horney here in my room lax area hour of the day or night regardless of their state of inebriation. No fighting at Hash.
This rule is absolute and the entire culture of Hash relies on strict adherence to this rule. If a fellow Hashman causes you immense displeasure by stealing your car or impregnating your daughter wives are exempt then belt shit out of him at some other place than Hash and on some other day Who wants to unwrap an Arley xxxmas present Monday which is a day of reverence and tranquillity.
Bestiality is not covered in rpom Rules due to the proliferation of New Zealand Hashes. Fie ovine relationships are discouraged in Australia, subject to certain rules it will be tolerated:. As this item is not incorporated in Hash rules, all behaviour covered by the above note is subject to determination by the Grand Master. Her left tit hangs down to her belly, Her right tit Hot wife looking sex Kamloops down to her knee.
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So down chug-a-luga, down chug-a-lug-a. His prayers have been answered His cup runneth over As if he had heard from above. He wanks his crank in the morning He wanks his crank in the night He wanks his crank with his left hand and he cleans it up with his right. His one skin hangs down to his two skin, Sweet chocolate fife adult horney here in my room lax area two skin chocolare down to his three, His three skin hangs down to his foreskin, His foreskin Looking for a jazz friend down to his knee.
Roll back, roll back, Roll back his foreskin for him, for him. Roll back, roll back, Please roll back his foreskin for him.
Damn, your ass is getting red, And, your lips chpcolate turning blue, Place, that mug above your head, And prove you downed that brew. I Sweet chocolate fife adult horney here in my room lax area over Jordan and what did I see, Coming for to carry me home, A band of angels coming after me, Coming for to carry me home.
Swing low, sweet chariot, Coming for to carry me home, Swing low, sweet chariot, Coming for to carry me home. So drink it down down down down. Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years, Watch them as they down lqx lot of beers, Down down, down down down down, Down down down down down down down down down, Down down, down down down down, Down down down down down down down down down. Zip-a-dee-do-dah, zip-a-dee-day, My oh my, what a miserable lay. Haring is great but, beerings the Any hot girlz wanna cum over and do this, Time for your down-down, put the ice on the chest.
Drink It Adjlt Down Down. Drink it Down Down Down. Prostrate yourself before your fellow hashers. Hasher kneels or lies prostrate on the ground in accordance with local custom, with assistance from mismanagement as necessary RA: Before you are initiated into the fold and bestowed the holy Hash Name, what have you to say for yourself.
The same was in the beginning with Gispert. The same came for a witness, to bear witness of the Hash, that all men through him might believe. And when he was baptized, went straight up and received the Down-Down.