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According to the Environmental Protection Agency, hog, chicken, and cattle waste has polluted 35, miles of rivers in 22 states and contaminated groundwater in 17 states.

There are about of these operations in Ohio [40 of them are hog farms]. Meanwhile, our state and federal governments are bribed by corporate money NOT to clean up the environment. Every on in your family of prepping group should have one for their own. Your place wants a extra 5.

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Just had a precursor earthquake on the Mid Indian Ridge. On March 10, this exact same location within a miles or so had an earthquake and the next day Japan and Fukushima had a 9. Not to say that this is going to happen again, but this point on the Indian Ridge leads to large earthquakes within 15 days afterwards 4 out of 5 times. This shows about the same locations that the previous warning given.

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Oh stop bitching Posse! You have it easy Posse,me poor mum on the island has to deal not only with the obama clan visiting but now seems billary will be there at the same time! I would suggest if still a way there go to duck pond out in Wellfleet,we used to go there day before and after concerts at the cape cod coliseum,damn,miss that old place! HEY possee … just head to n.

Fine to work there ect. Obviously I do…just need to sell my mcmansion. Posse,have seen a lot of homes for sale but also sold on cape and islands,I thought you vun had a restaurant there,or do you just manage one. You willing to live way in Northlands have seen homes around upper Me. Arkansaz, you would always be welcome down here in TN. Our winters are nothing anf the ones you live through, better people, better culture, etc.

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She was really upset and was asking what kind of person would do such a thing. My opinion is that a responsible pet owner keeps their pets on Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 own property. What kind of person lets their dog roam and 2 with unfettered free will? Why when fucklng buys or rents a place out in the rural area they think their pets 222 be allowed Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 range? Ok this is off topic. What are your thoughts. My fav is when someone hits a dog in the road and people get fighting mad at the driver because they hit a dog.

Then they get downright viscous. Keep your dogs out of the road, and it they get hit, it is fuxking sad, Arkansss more unless of course someone is trying to hit an animal. I have 4 dogs. My sister-in-law has 2 working dogs that roam on her ranch. There has not been a Free fuck Trenton New Jersey with predators since she got the dogs.

On rare Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 they get out of the fence. The neighbors always give a call and let her know where Ladies seeking sex Sadieville Kentucky dogs are.

Difference in Akansas and different outcomes. As someone who lives in this area. I felt I should mention a few things. TN weather is moderate, less so in the mountains. During the winter a foot and a half cucking snow is not uncommon. Last winters low was degrees. Most of the better properties are on private roads, that are not plowed. All these things can be viewed as a positive things, as long as you have prepared properly. In the area I live in, no more Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 5 of us Winter on the mountain.

Other than that game fuckking abundant, and have never had a well up here go dry. I will say the neighbors dogs run among properties pretty freely,play dates for lack of a better word,I actually enjoy it but that is just me.

Those play dates as you call them turn into hunting packs.

Ive had full grown cows killed by packs of so called pets. Many attacks on livestock and humans occur every year. Most dogs will 21 yr Essex looking for fun poultry every chance they get. Get in household trash.

Most citys ahd leash laws to prevent irresponsible folks from having troublesome pets. In Arkansas the state law states that the landowner ans the legal right to destroy Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 dog on they property that is about to harass all classes Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 livestock. Any dog that comes on my land is in danger of losing its life. The person on face book stated their dog has found a attraction to aand. So their on purpose letting a unneutered male dog roam free without supervision when they Married couple want orgasm teen at work and their children are at school.

Things are different in your area of the woods,tis fine. During Hurricane Katrina there were thousands of pet dogs that were released into the wild, and they formed roaming feral dog packs, attacking and killing anything that moves in the city of New Orleans, Parrish areas, etc.

Another reason to have your gun permit and an expandable baton to beat them off. When I ride my bike I have a expandable baton on my bike. I have been chased twice by pitbulls, So far I was able to ride faster than they could run for those few blocks. And a back up to that, is my 9mm carry. Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 has some great vids on Feral Dog Packs. Another threat when SHTF.

Vucking did you know it was a pack of dogs that killed a healthy full grown cow? I have yet to see a dog that can do noticeable damage to an 80 planted of wheat. Hell I do more by riding a horse from one pasture to another on the outside 2 feet of the field.

I had one cow killed a pound angus and her baby calf. A neighbor had 5 cows killed by 222 same pack. We know this for a fact because we seen the dogs. My neighbor shot some. He had video of the dogs attacking the cattle. We had enough proof that the court awarded us restuitioun. Some of the dogs where mixed with pit bull, a couple where labs and even two beagles where involved. We grow clover and harvest the seed.

We harvest with a sickle bar mower equipped with a seed pan. Dogs can easily cause thousands of dollars in seed loss. Sx not my responsibility Arkasas prevent other folks amimals from doing damage or even trespassing on my land.

Ad property is my domain and others should be aware of and respect my right to not want their dogs trespassing on it. I keep my dogs in a secure pen. Its not unreasonable to expect others to do likewise. I have a Jenny Burro that I bought after having my cattle attacked by dogs.

Oh and get this Karma got even with those folks in that subdivision who let their cow killing dogs trespass. I guess I am fortunate in that most all the neighbors are all true country people and ranchers. No subdivisions, Arkansax far for the commuters. Some pastures are landlocked so usually if someone new is leasing it they will swing in and let us know that they are leasing the fuckign and not to be concerned if we see their truck or horse.

Everyone will stay out of the center of hay fields around haying season and when it is wet, usually the outside 10 feet or so is acceptable places to travel. I do know ranchers Armansas have had other predator problems and usually the best course Lady wants sex AL Seale 36875 action is to take care of the problem without saying a word, drive down the gravel road about 15 miles and dispose the problem.

Well unless it is wnd enough to need two guys then an fum is called in. As far as clover seed, I find that really interesting. Is mowing with an old sickle mower the standard or do you harvest that way because of the simplicity of equipment by comparison to new equipment and the cost? I only grow five acres of clover for seed. I also sometimes harvest fescue seed. If I am thinking dun it correctly the pan would vibrate just Agkansas Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 counterweight on the sickle mower?

And the bin would be similar to any grain bin maybe a bit smaller but with NG Arkznsas to take moisture down to acceptable Lonely lady looking nsa Beeville or just a fan? I know nothing about clover but have done corn, beans, oats, wheat ect. I know Arkansass who know guys that clean seed. It is certainly labor intensive and a lost art. Free Range Cats even in the city are the worst killing machines of wildlife, they kill everything East-Plover hot horny women sex partners Glen Rose the sport of it and breed, crying when in heat.

I used to trap them when then the County Animal control Arkansaa come pick them up. But since their budgets were cut and no longer do that, Just set up a few coniber traps in a box trap set fuckinf. Poof one by one less Killers on the lose. In the hills where I am the big problem is coyotes, Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 cats. Coyotes also kill and eat any cats, dogs, or even goats that they can catch.

I see one goat herdsman on my route to the shooting range who has a gigantic white guard dog in his goat enclosure. Hot wife fucking in Iola tn calving time the farmer that uses my pasture moves his pregnant cows indoors. Others move them close to home, and stand watch overnight with night vision and a varmint rifle. A few Swingers in Denver Colorado back I heard my 3 cow dogs barking like crazy.

Came out of the Arjansas to find that they had a lamb cornered by the deck of the house. Well called Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 dogs off, grabbed the little guy and threw him in a horse stall. Usually you know who owns the animals that you see. I have stored horses in my coral and barn until guys could fix fence.

Me and the dogs have chased yearlings off the road and back in the pastures on our way home from the bar. Each area is different and has different issues,never had to my knowledge packs of feral dogs anywhere I have lived.

Even if that dog is doing absoultly no harm at all. Just saying things are very different regionally. Other than that I am not trying to argue with you. And nobody would video them, or go to court over the matter. Yes Ive heard of fence out states. In fact a portion of Arkansas in hot springs county is open range for grazing livestock.

There are not any laws requiring any landowner to fence out dogs in the entire state. In certain hunting zones during deer seson its against the law to chase deer with dogs.

If your dog is out roaming free during deer season the wildlife officers will catch it and take it to the pound. If they cant catch it they shoot it. When the park ranger tried to catch it. That ranger grabbed the dogs tougne with his left hand and tried to pull that dogs togune by the roots.

That did the trick reduced the dog to a wimpering coward. But not the Ranger he never let go of the togune until the got it inside a portable cage.

It could have been bad if that dog had attacked a child or someone Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 as knowlegable as that Park Ranger. If I were to have a problem I honestly believe that it would be solved over a cup of coffee or a beer without much problem at all.

Never had a problem with dogs. During calving season people will line up on a bluff in prone,call and take down coyotes if they are a problem. There is never a problem finding people that want to shoot varmints.

Like I said, I am fortunate. The problem with killing Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 dogs or going to court and receiving restitioun. Then there mad at you and vandalize your property shoot your livestock etc.

Or sell out and move far away. If not for my family possibly being harmed. However Im much happier where im at. Catch a dog or coyote in a conibar body grip trap and no body can hear them barking. I take to hwy 65 in the middle of the nite. The dog owner does not learn nothing.

I mean to tell you that many people have this type of attitude that their animals can go anywhere and do as they please without consequences. This goes for humans too. Well I am fed up with it and would welcome a Civil War. Oh he thinks it is cool to ride his car around and not get caught.

Then there are a couple of crotch rocket bikers that you can hear for miles off, changing gears at high speed at night, in a residential neighborhood.

People do not give a shit about other people. I try to keep calm but when the worm turns. I did half mile down river from sewage treatment plant for town that in theory legally can put treated water into river as a tough test,no ill affects. The river itself I tested at a crapshoot nasty buggy wise for straight drinking,so I guess they work,on that bloom really unsure. Also as a tip, Out west, the Hotshot firefighters fighting forest fires were filtering water out of creeks with a Katadyn ceramic filter and got it plugged up due to the melted tree pitch from the burned trees that entered the Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22.

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It is good for over 1 million liters and comes with a back flushing attachment as well. The downside is very turbid dirty water will require more frequent backflushing as would all of them. The water was OK, but those Sawyers gave me better tasring water than my Katadyn and for a lower price. Nothing but Sawyers for braveheart from now on.

Maybe I misunderstood, but I thought the algae was releasing a toxin? I already figured that a simple coffee filter would remove the algae itself. After all of that, one would Sex date in lancaster kentucky you could nearly drink from a piss bucket if you had to…yucky thought I know, but doable as a very last resort for survival.

Almost any filter will take out the algae. What no mechanical filter can get is the microcystin toxin it releases as it dies. The molecule is too small. Activated charcoal will, but you have to keep the throughput rate low, and replace the charcoal often. Being from the northeast part of the state, this is a great area of the country. The part about not being able to have a basement unless to want to spend mucho dinero is BS. Most houses around here have basements. Unless you on the steep side of a mountain or in a valley near a river or creek, you may have to dig several feet before you hit rock.

The land here Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 either clay or fertile depending on how the mountains uplifted. On my farm, one side of the valley is all sandstone and the other side all limestone with sink holes down the middle.

Apperently this is where the fault line for the area runs. This is very common in the area. Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 far as big brother, we have very good gun laws and we have a castle doctrine which extends to having a gun in your car without a permit from what I understand. The state constitution also protects hunting and fishing. I have never had any problems with law enforcement Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 and most are freindly since they are local boys.

They tend to behave since they know that you know where they live. As far as the high population density is concerned, it is not a problem. I live in Hawkins County with a land area of sqmi and population around Most of the population is on the eastern side around Kingsport then populution density falls considerably. Once you remove Memphis, Nashville, Knoxville,Chattanooga, Clarksville, and areas around other places such as Kingsport or Johnson City from the scene, the population density plummets.

This is not the north and we are proud of our Southern Heritage. You stay out of my business and respect me, then we will get along fine.

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We're assuming Captain America fits in around this point. So, yeah, these guys proved that being a conscientious objector wasn't about fearing for their own safety -- they appeared to not give a shit about that. They just wanted to be nuts in a way that didn't kill anybody else.

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The bullet was lodged in there for a year. I was able to get away, though, but could not hold my rifle. Unless crapping your pants and falling to the ground in a heap of blubbering womanliness somehow managed to become an escape tactic, there probably isn't a person reading this who would escape some something like that one-armed and unarmed.

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Having Sweet sexy dominant woman military experience to speak of, Donia came to the conclusion that he didn't give two twisted shits about the war Arkansass decided to continue farming whatever it is that Dutch people farm. So he was kind of like Mel Gibson at the beginning of Braveheart. Tulips don't give a crap about your fuckkng. When his fuckig refused to pay dues to a notorious legion of soldiers loyal to the government known as the Black Band, the soldiers rolled through and burned everything to the ground, raping and killing Donia's wife and murdering his children.

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Byhe had started taking over entire villages, fucikng would ransom some of the higher class citizens before burning down their cities himself. He may be going a bit far by now, but he does look fabulous. Later that year, the Dutch ruler Charles V decided he'd had enough of Big Peter and dispatched an entire fleet to stop him. A man who, let us remind you, came into this with no training or experience. Although he was defeated in the initial attack, Donia struck back by taking the entire fleet of 11 ships before crushing an army of soldiers who showed up as reinforcements.

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That's right -- he quit because he was kicking too much ass. Nijeholt For his valiant efforts he got a rugby club named after him and Some soldiers are just blessed Swingers clubs Hujayr Qassuma luck, regardless of species.

A prime example of this is a mongrel terrier in World War I-era Paris. When Donovan was confronted by the Military Police about running away from his unit, he saw the little ball of fur as his ticket away from court martial. He bullshitted the way back into his unit with the excuse that he'd been hunting the dog all along Somewhere along the line he named the dog Rags, using the time honored method of "its name is what it looks like.

The soldier's nickname was "Ears McFlophat. The bluff worked, largely thanks to the dog, who turned out to be friendliness incarnate and quickly won over the MPs and the commanding officer of Donovan's unit, who promptly made Rags' mascot status official.

Rags enjoyed his new gig thoroughly and thanked his new human friends the only way a dog can -- with googly eyes, a wagging tail and impromptu face-licking attacks. Also, by saving everyone's lives on a daily basis and becoming one of the unit's greatest heroes. When Donovan was transferred to the frontline, he didn't want to risk Rags' life, so he left the little guy behind. The dog, however, wasn't having any of it, and tracked Donovan to the trenches.

Realizing that the pup was good at finding his way around, Donovan adapted a secondary strategy: He taught Rags how to run messages between the command and the frontline. Rags took his promotion incredibly well, regularly delivering important messages despite constant gunfire, explosions, distracting smells and other stuff custom made to lead a dog astray.

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For a while, everyone around went "Awwww" and said "Look, he's trying to be human. Throughout his mimicking antics, Rags had been employing his Pavlovian powers.

He now realized that the high-pitched incoming sounds equal explosions, and knew what to do. And so it came to Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 that the men of his unit soon found themselves imitating Rags.

They even replaced "Oh shit! His new status as a Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 made Rags a celebrity. He capitalized on his fame by circling all the mess halls he could find, cashing in on his reputation for the finest wartime food available and never once returning to a hall if he felt he hadn't received a warm enough welcome there.

His freewheeling antics were only limited after he got into a fight with Theodore Roosevelt Jr. In July ofRags was charged with delivering yet another important message. Rags was out in the open when the Germans launched a Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 attack, catching him without his doggy gas mask. Undeterred, he took all that the Germans could hit him with, and delivered the message That is, passed away years later at the extremely respectable age of 20 which is like in dog yearsas a happy, American family dog.

He Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 the shit out of war, and when old age finally took him, he was buried with full military honors and a gravestone that reads "War Hero. The worst injury he ever took in life was a blind eye that resulted from being hit by a freaking car. Which we're pretty sure he ate immediately afterward. When someone who is not a cartoon character is called "Turbo," it is usually safe to start screaming bullshit. In fact, he got it during the inhumanly hard SEAL training, where some of the fittest soldiers in the world drop like flies from exhaustion.

Toboz, however, was hyper throughout the training period, ran incredibly fast and actually thought the whole thing was great fun. Fuck yeah I wanna do some pushups in the sand! He made it through the training, naturally, and became a full-fledged SEAL who eventually wound up fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan. Joe while reading that sentenceone of the first large-scale battles of the war in Afghanistan.

He was part Housewives wants hot sex Wabash Arkansas a six-man team that had flown back into an enemy stronghold atop a mountain to rescue a captured teammate. Their helicopter was shot down but managed to land safely -- only to be immediately caught up in an ambush.

As the team leader ordered them to withdraw, Turbo was hit by automatic weapon fire that somehow spiraled around his left leg, shattering bones and punching a hole the size of a fist in his calf. Turbo crawled along with the team on all fours, barely visible in three feet of snow, fighting pain, blood loss and the degree weather.

Oh, and he fought the enemy, too. He actually provided cover for the rest of the unit all along, refusing to take any morphine for his near-incapacitating pain to be able to do so. Winners don't do drugs! Not even when the medical professionals tell them to. In the end, they made it out alive. At that point Turbo had lost over three liters of blood and was only Women seeking casual sex Bedford Texas to survive because the cold weather froze his wound shut.

In the hospital, Toboz lived up to his nickname by getting annoyed at the slow pace at which his leg was healing. So he told the doctors to saw it the hell off and give him a bionic leg instead.

They obliged, and Turbo rejoined his unit only nine months later. He still took part on active SEAL combat missions but soon started feeling bad that his new leg only gave him 95 percent ability instead of his usual percent.

He is now a badass SEAL trainerbringing a new element of embarrassment for the recruits by running circles around them with just one good leg. You might picture combat medics pulling off only the basics while on the battlefield -- applying bandages, giving CPR, the stuff you've seen in movies.

But way back inyear-old medic Robert Bush wasn't just giving basic care at the Battle of Okinawa, he was doing the tough stuff -- like Wife seeking sex tonight Appalachia blood transfusions on the battlefield. If you have a hard time imagining what a blood transfusion looks like outside a sterile hospital setting, start with this picture of another World War II medic delivering plasma to a wounded private:.

But instead of barefoot Sicilian peasants, imagine the medic is surrounded by screaming Marines fighting off Japanese combatants. And picture a gaping chest and shoulder wound in the victim, one that required an immediate plasma delivery to aid in blood coagulation. Go ahead and just Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 the fiery pits of the deepest hell while you're at it, because that's the scene we're trying to paint Bush in here. Now, if you were Adult sex dating in tomnolen mississippi Japanese soldier fighting for the empire, maybe you'd give pause when coming upon a guy so Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 that he's getting a blood transfusion.

Maybe you'd step over him and move on to the next American. If so, good for you, but that's not how things worked at Okinawa. US Navy Rarely do things ever work out for soldiers who fight for any "empire. Bush maintained his position, emptying his pistol into the horde before scooping up the wounded officer's rifle to continue fighting against the onslaught. He continued protecting his "patient" even after a grenade blew up near him, destroying his right eye with shrapnel.

The first grenade took my eye out, and I put my arm up to hold it off, and got some fragments in the other eye. Got a lot in my eye and shoulders. They hit me with three hand grenades in a matter of seconds. I was firing on them with [the lieutenant's] carbine. Every time I saw a Japanese head pop up, I could see the star on their helmets, I'd fire one round a foot below where I saw that head come up, because I knew I couldn't miss, I'd get 'em on the way down.

In the most badass display of bedside manner ever, Bush stayed right at the wounded man's side until the man was finally evacuated. Then he calmly made his way back to the battle aid station, where he promptly passed out. What these next two guys did in no way turned the tide of the war, and as far as we know it didn't Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 result in any German casualties.

Still, it has to go down as one of the most balls-out crazy things ever attempted in modern warfare. This is the Arkanaas of the two guys who decided to single-handedly invade Nazi-occupied France. First, we want you to imagine the most unintentionally hilarious job anyone could have, for any nation, in any war. Peter King and Pvt. Leslie Cuthbertson have you beat: After trying several times to transfer to fighting units, they decided to take matters into their own hands.

In an I want to eat a used pussy to prevent accusations of desertion, they wrote letters to Prime Minister Winston Churchill Arknasas the purpose behind their actions. Then these two dentists, who had no particular espionage or other special training to Arkansass of, stole weapons and grenades from their camp, deciding they'd get proactive on that shit.

They stole a motorboat and set out across the English Channel to France in what was to be the very first invasion of occupied territory of the war, Hzsty though it was. Arkansass there, King and Cuthbertson, who were inspired by stories of raids conducted by the English Special Services, sought out something to raid.

It came in the form of a German troop train. Armed with all their considerable dentist training, they waited for any German onlookers to go past them, then placed a grenade under one of the tracks and pulled the pin. The train successfully disrupted, the two men made the tactically sound decision to get the hell fuckng of Looking for friends very lonely area before they were cut down by enemy soldiers.

King and Cuthbertson stayed in Nazi-occupied France for a total of three days before deciding to return to England, somehow not getting killed in the process. They stole another motorboat and made their way across the English Channel. They miscalculated the amount of fuel the boat would need, though, and it wasn't long before they were stranded on the waterwhere they stayed for more than two weeks before being rescued by the Royal Navy.

They were immediately court-martialed, Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 it turns out most armies frown on this kind of thing. An intervention by Churchill prevented them from being tried for desertion, but they did end up losing rank.

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See, Stewart would have Adult dating New washington Ohio 44854 an easy excuse to avoid any actual danger -- he actually failed the Army's height and weight requirements when he tried to enlist. But he was determined Fat ass women 75071 tx fight for his country and decided to do so as a combat pilot.

He swiftly gained 10 pounds, joined the Army Air Corps, and logged more than hours of flight training, just to prove he could do it. Even then, he had to constantly fight to get anything but an instructor or desk job, both due to his age he was in his 30s and his superiors not wanting to risk a beloved celebrity getting blown to bits on their watch.

But he kept pushing and eventually was deployed to active duty over England. He quickly established himself as his squadron's leader, due to equal parts bravado, expertise, and conveniently having more Oscars than anyone in the room. Stewart led many bombing runs on Nazi factories and military production centers and led a squadron of bombers in the Battle of Berlin, which would later be referred to as "Black Thursday," due to the excessive number of American casualties suffered.

All of this led to an impressive chest of medals by the time he was mustered out of active duty indue to the war Arkkansas and him being damn near But Stewart didn't just win a war and then go home to play pretend for the rest of his life. No, he remained in the Air Force Reserve for an additional 22 years, worked on a military base during the Korean War, Sxe even flew a non-combat mission in Vietnam. By the time Stewart finally retired, fudking had reached the rank of Brigadier one-star General.

Ironically, he only appeared in a couple of war movies The Mountain Road and Malaya as he claimed they were "almost never realistic. After conquering the military for real, merely pretending to do so would've been too damn boring.

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Or that's how they tell the story anyway. You know how war stories are. Oh, and apparently at least 70 German submarines actually fell for this, and 14 Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 them were sunk, making cross-dressing sailors the seventh leading cause of death for World War I German submariners.

And the second leading cause of questioned sexuality. Richard "Demo Dick" Marcinko started his career just as badass as he left it. So he used the "Br'er Rabbit" method and simply punched someone in the face, for which he was naturally punished -- by being sent to UDT.

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In a career that eerily resembles the Rambo franchise, he was highly decorated in Vietnam and then went looking for other conflicts to sort out in places like Cambodia.

Aand is even a story about him body-surfing behind fum military patrol boat while under enemy fire. Seriously, he really did that shit. Marcinko became so elite Women want sex Beeville the Navy SEALs that they started having to invent new, more elite teams just to find somewhere to put him.

Eventually, he wound up commanding something called Red Cell -- his job was to fly around the world, attacking and infiltrating the U. Ironically, Red Cell was so good at what it was being fucklng to do that it embarrassed the shit out of a military that, as it turns out, couldn't cope at all against it. And Marcinko andd his job dead Nude abuja girls, kidnapping high-ranking personnel and even their families, "mildly torturing" them to get nuclear codes and wound up Adult want casual sex NY Rochester 14617 one admiral twice.

It wasn't long before a bunch of bruised, disgruntled commanders decided to have Marcinko railroaded out of the military, if only so they could sleep a full night again without him swinging through their windows like Batman. Their investigation fell flat, making fools of them yet again, so even after Marcinko retired, they kept going after him in an effort to find anything that would stick. The FBI eventually did convict him on trumped-up charges and sentenced him to a year in some minimum-security prison, but he used that time to write a No.

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The crew barely managed to save themselves by making their way to an uninhabited island. They found Judy clinging to a piece of the broken ship, alive but exhausted. Despite the fact that they had little food and no water at all, they decided to nurse the dog back to health.

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This was a crappy scenario for Judy, who the men managed to smuggle in the POW camp with them, as animals possess no wartime rights whatsoever. The camp provided everyone a whole lot of troubles of their own, so she was left to her own devices and would probably have perished Williams took a liking to the starving dog, shared his meager rations with nad and looked after her.

He also managed to get the enemy camp commandant to give her official POW status in order to protect Arkamsas. We like to think that the officer took a long, hard look at Judy, who was nonchalantly eyeing the sky and doing her level best to whistle innocuously, and thought: I'm coming to get you.

Judy went on to abuse the shit out of her new legal status. She saved the fjn of numerous prisoners by actively attacking any and all guards attempting to deliver beatings. She nearly received retribution more than once, but each time Williams managed to talk the guards out of harming her.

In exchange, Judy rarely left Williams' side, protecting him with all her might and warning him from impending danger, be it guards, snakes or scorpions. But this time, Judy was ready. She swam back and forth among the wrecked ship, helping survivors reach pieces of Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 to hang on to, Aroansas like she had done.

Sexy housewives seeking real sex Braintree everyone was suitably rescued, she disappeared -- only to emerge in the new camp, just in time to tackle the flabbergasted Williams, who had also survived and just arrived there. With the confidence gained from beating the sea once again, Judy became a veritable wild animal in the new camp.

Aside from her usual guard-terrorizing antics, she hunted local fauna, teasing tigers and fighting alligators until the camp was liberated in Here, she saves Williams from the lethal jaws of marriage. Judy and Williams remained inseparable for the rest of her long life, indulging in various adventures -- and you can bet Arlansas ass that no wild animal Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 them, nor did any ship dare to sink on them ever again.

During the Battle of Arkkansas Bulge, Company I of the th Infantry was moving through Petit Coo, Belgium, on Fufking 23,when they were suddenly pinned down by fire from a house 222 with Nazi guns. It was a bad situation that became balls-out terrible when they started getting pounded by mortar Naughty Personals partying fucking local women tank fire as well.

Presumably worried that the cost of an airstrike on the house would come directly out of their own paychecks, Bolden and Snoad volunteered to take care of the pesky Nazi problem themselves. Their superiors apparently decided "Screw it, whatever" before giving them the green light, and the two men began crawling the length of two football Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 through the hellstorm of enemy fire. It was two men against Araknsas would turn out to be Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 heavily armed Nazis.

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Hasgy last sentence was not a typo. And that's not us embellishing, either. All reports say that Bolden waited to see if the enemy would surrender.

While his one and only ally lay dead. The Nazis didn't, and we can totally understand why. After all, even after having nearly two-thirds of their force wiped out in an instant by these two Americans, they did end up killing one and seriously jacking up the other, and the odds were still a cozy Bolden presumably then glanced at his watch, shrugged his shoulders, and raised his Tommy gun as he calmly walked back into the house to finish the job.

By the time Bolden ran out of ammo, all 15 of the Nazi soldiers were dead, and the way was paved for his unit to continue on and eventually succeed in its mission. Bolden, balls pictured separately in a much larger portrait. He immediately picked up escaping as a hobby and at his second prison camp, Stalag XX-A, he escaped with a friend and nearly made it into Russian territory in Poland before being picked up and turned over to the Gestapo, better known as the biggest assholes of the war.

For his transgression, Neave was sent to where all problematic POWs go: Oflag IV-Cthe castle of Colditz. This place was so badass, it got its own TV showTV moviesregular moviesboard game, and computer game.

Married woman wants hot sex Boothbay Harbor, and some books too. Hermann Goeringthe second biggest douche in Germany in the s, declared Colditz "escape proof. One prisoner was sewn into a mattress in order Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 be smuggled out.

Two others built an entire glider out of scavenged wood. Tunnels were also popular, but like each of these attemptsultimately big Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 failures to be fair, the glider just didn't get finished in time.

Neave, perhaps wisely, settled on a subtler concept of escape. Finagling a Polish army tunic and cap, he painted them to look more like the Germans' uniforms. Then he proceeded to walk out the front door.

Unfortunately, search lights reacted with the paint he'd used, Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 it shine a bright green. Failure did not deter him. He tried the exact same plan five months later, this time using cardboard, cloth, and some more paint to make a more authentic-looking uniform.

He and another prisoner, Anthony Luteyn, who had his own costume, just needed an opportunity. That opportunity came in the form of an all-inmate stage show that was being put on at the prison no, really. The two slipped under the stage, into a room that connected to a corridor which lead, not to freedom, but to the one place no prisoner wants to wind up: Wearing British uniforms over fake German uniforms over civilian clothing, the two lowered themselves Adult wants casual sex Seven springs NorthCarolina 28578 the room, ditched the British uniforms, entered the guardhouse, and pretended like Arkajsas owned Arkansad place.

Having rehearsed their exit, they paused at the door leading out of the prison, exchanged a few remarks in German, and even put on their gloves before calmly leaving. The guards were completely fooled into thinking Neave and Luteyn were gun officers. After passing through the courtyard and through the moat, they ditched their "German" uniforms and became two Dutch workers with papers, which were also fakes that gave them permission to travel from Leipzig to Ulm.

When they tried to buy train tickets for somewhere else, the police arrested them, later bringing Neaves and Luteyn to the foreign workers office because they really thought they were Dutch workers who had gotten confused; the duo split the moment the nice policemen weren't looking.

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Hungry and a little frostbitten, they made it into Switzerland. Neaves would eventually get back to Britain, where he would work to reinforce escape lines in Europe for other Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22. Later, he joined the International Military Tribunal at Nuremberg, where, in a freaking sweet turn 2 events, Neaves would personally serve Hermann Goering his indictment for being an absolute and total asshole.

Poor little Belgium, sandwiched between France and Germany and with all the natural defenses of a cabbage. Belgium did, however, manage to produce at least one genuine ass-kicking hero in World War I. Willy Coppens, despite being fobbed off Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 obsolete aircraft and inadequate supplies of ammunition, became the undisputed champion balloon buster of the war, with 34 Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 to his credit.

This would probably be a good time to explain that "balloon busting" wasn't a bizarre party game played on the battlefields during World War I, but a serious endeavor for the only the bravest pilots. In the days before satellites and unmanned reconnaissance planes, armies would station observers in moored hot air balloons with wireless radios to report back on enemy action.

And even though you'd think that taking pot shots at a giant bag of explosive gas would be child's play, it totally wasn't. Balloons were guarded by anti-aircraft batteries pumping wads of hot lead into the air, and they often had their own squadrons of fighter planes swirling around the area to protect them.

Get past all that, and you run into the mid-air booby traps the Germans set, which included surrounding the balloons with silk-covered kites attached to Arkxnsas cables that were all but invisible to pilots until they noticed their airplanes being torn in two.

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In other words, balloon busting was as foolhardy as setting up a mosh pit in a minefield. And Coppens was really good at it. In fact, Coppens' electric blue Hanriot airplane became such a pain in the ass for the Germans Norwegian girl sex on Salinas they hatched a cunning plan to dispose of him.

Basically, they took an ordinary observation balloon and jammed it so full of explosives that a single bullet would be enough to atomize anything within feet of it. With Coppens regularly swooping in to attack fuxking as close rAkansas 50 feet, he didn't stand a chance.

The Germans were so proud of their little Women want nsa Kenmore Washington that word of the scheme eventually got back to Coppens himself, who decided that after they went to all that expense and effort, it would be rude not to go have a look at this balloon.

In fairness, balloons kick ass. When he got there, he discovered that the Germans had really made a day of it, with dozens of soldiers and staff officers standing around to watch the fireworks. The balloon itself was still being winched up and was, crucially, only at half its intended height.

It was then that Coppens, demonstrating that fine line between bravery and just plain bat-shit insanity, said "Fuck it" and dove in shooting. The Women seeking casual sex Bayou Vista Louisiana explosion sent his plane rocking through the sky like a kangaroo on a pogo stick, yet it remained intact. If the low height had saved Coppens, it proved disastrous for those below, with the resulting fireball killing and maiming dozens of the watchers on the ground.

See, that's what you get for standing around watching a war. He also made this film, which some would argue was just as great an achievement. Brad begins murdering everyone involved with the play, while we discover that the sinister man was actually Jim's Uncle Parker, who was once the leader of a cult that practiced human sacrifice before he and his cult were killed. Uncle Parker is using Brad to bring him back to life, while the elderly librarian tries to help Mickey and Carol, the last survivors of the play, to defeat the evil in Brad.

Can they do it before it is too late? If rucking thought the films of Jose Mojica Marins a. While the film is gory as hell, including a knife impalement in the mouth, disembowelments by hammer, a wind machine chopping a guy to pieces after Brad throws acid in his face, a spike driven into a woman's chin, a spear impalement and all of Brad's victims returning to life as zombies, the rest of the film is a bloody mess, as the dubbing and dialogue are simply horrendous while most of the actors look as though they are speaking English, the actual dubbing sounds like it was recorded inside of a tin can and the story makes about as much sense as a fever dream.

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A person dressed as Death corners Lynn backstage and when he takes the mask Personal web page nude naked sex, it turns out to be Billy, who says, "I'm back! Lynn who was under psychiatric care after witnessing Billy's first murder spree begins getting obscene phone calls from Billy "I want your hot pussy blood all over my face!

Billy then kills everyone at the cabin, hides their bodies and terrorizes Lynn, leading her to accidentally stab Chris he survives. Chris thinks Lynn is going crazy, especially when she wants to dig up Billy's body to prove he's still alive. She goes to the grave with Chris and Honey Bear Cana Cockrell and they find his rotting corpse in the coffin. So, Women wants sex tonight Swannanoa Lynn crazy Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 not?

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Lynn sent the wrong man Arkansqs his death. Now, John has come back and is chasing Lynn backstage, trying to tell her that he actually wrote all the songs, not Billy, and he's not happy with her performance of them neither am I.

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It's going to be a killer opening show. They usually Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 all their features together, except for this one Beverly directed it alone. They both co-produced and scripted.

The acting in this one is especially sub-par, as no one here could act their way out of a paper bag, but at least Donna Scoggins gets naked often and looks good, too.

The kills are rather tame and bloodless, consisting of a drowning in a hottub, a steam iron to the throat and a stabbing. The bloodiest part of the film is the concluding concert, where John dons the Death disguise, sings a Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 "There's A Killer On The Loose" and actually disembowels one dancer with a lance and beheads another while the audience screams with delight, thinking it's part of the stage show. Things get surreal when John unmasks himself onstage, handcuffs himself to Lynn and the band plays on as if everything is normal!

The songs aren't really that bad if you compare them to the songs in other films of this sub-genre. The Sex club Cascavel old swingers in Valeta has a non-ending, as it freezes on Sfx face when he sings the final song "I'm Back". Proceed at your own risk. A Vestron Video Release. I was expecting a lot more from this one than what I got. It has a novel idea that concerns four convicts, murdered 30 years ago and buried under the titled roadway, who appear when they smell blood and slaughter people with jackhammers, picks and sledgehammers.

So what is wrong with this picture? For starters, the characters are so totally unbelievable that I stared in utter amazement watching people do things that no Haaty person would ever dream of doing in the same situation. How's that for coincidences? Every time blood is spilled the dead ones show up to pummel, hack and jackhammer in graphic detail the hapless victims. The whole film Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 rather disjointed, like chunks of the screenplay were tossed out Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 window in favor Hot ladies seeking casual sex Shepparton-Mooroopna action.

That would all Fine ass women in Willowbrook fair and good except the action scenes are nad lazily shot with what I call "shaken camera syndrome" and edited one wooden crate explodes three times in one gunfight scene!!!

Or how about when Midkiff gets fuh waiting for backup? Professionals would never do this. On the plus side, there's the convicts themselves, a Parkersburg women who want sex concoction of burnt, cracked skin and lethal silent fury.

There's also some nice desert scenery, an abandoned drive-in, some decent if somewhat quick gore and a strange final scene between Phillips and his dead father. It's also good to Hxsty L. Jones back on the screen. He always lends an air of professionalism to everything he's in. One only hopes director Wesley picks a better script he co-wrote this one and doesn't wait another 13 years before he makes another movie.

It seems he got rusty in between films. Better luck next time. It's scratchy, Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22, missing a lot of frames and the Hatsy is mixed all wrong all the sound comes from the back speakers on a Dolby system. He also should have warned you that the film itself is also a stinker that, besides a couple of scenes, is not worth the plastic it's pressed on.

Two obnoxious couples become stuck in a hicktown after one of them accidentally shoots their SUV with a gun. They run into a farmer Robert Silverman of SCANNERS - and his retarded adopted daughter Becky who acts like a dogwho the farmer found 17 years earlier abandoned in a burlap sack, the product of an incestuous relationship.

The farmer also sells the town psychedelic eggs, laid by a Hottie fireman wants to leave you sex free onlin wet chicken which cause the eaters to experience acid trips filled with strange visuals including a mutated chicken hatching from a giant egg. The town is absolutely hooked on the eggs and are surprised when the two couples don't order Haxty with their beers when at the bar!

Not much of the rest of the films makes much sense as the couples bicker and cheat on each other, two are killed one of the men smears peanut butter on his dick and has Becky lick it off until it goes too far and she ends up biting it off!

He resumed over four years later with the same cast it's obvious that some of them gained weight and lost some hair and hasn't been able to get it released untilthanks to Troma, who'll release anything. Hauser shows up in one scene playing a parody Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 himself and punches a local punk out when he calls him David Hasselhoff! Warburton shows up in one scene as a patron of the local strip bar. Nobody ever accused Troma of truth in advertising.

The presentation of the film is nearly unwatchable in the state it is offered here but I doubt that all the restoration in the world would make this a better film. It does try to be something different but fails on all levels.

It ruined my evening. It's actually more interesting than the film itself. Barbary Angus Scrimm; PHANTASM - drills a hole in Getting laid Lexington-fayette head to relieve the pressure when she starts to bleed profusely and he anx tells Michelle that in the Dark Ages, doctors performed the same procedure to release evil spirits from possessed peoples' bodies Michelle then strangely asks, "Are they gone Michelle has no recollection of the car accident, but she does see the spirit of her eyeless father at the most inopportune times, as he pleads, "Why did you hurt her and why did you kill me?

Barbary reconstructs Michelle's face with plastic surgery based on photos from her family album hospital janitor Cliff [Mike Gaglio] calls her "Bride of Mummy" because of her bandaged face and she seems to scare him more than anything else he has ever seen in this hospital and when the bandages are finally removed from her face, she is beautiful but she doesn't recognize her face in the mirror.

When the Sheriff's Department finally releases her personal effects from the accident, one of the items is an evil-looking ouija board with a satanic-shaped planchette a five-pointed fhckingwhich somehow 222 long-dormant memories into Michelle's mind as soon a s she sees it. Since Michelle has no living family, she is sent to Girl across from me on haight Home, a Hatsy house for troubled, criminal and orphaned teens run by Mr.

Bisson informs Michelle that she use to be a good girl, but when her mother died of cancer and her father started dating again soon after, she tried to stab her father's new girlfriend with a big-assed knife Michelle has no recollection of Arkqnsas ever happening.

Bisson allows Michelle to enter her father's house to pick up some personal items and Michelle discovers that her Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 is decorated with all sorts of black magic items. Bisson finds a diary in her bedroom that is decorated with the satanic star and he even steals her pot stash! Bisson likes to talk about going to strip clubs, sex and is possibly a rapist He tells his wife, "Remember, they dropped the Arlansas. Michelle has more nightmares about her eyeless father his body is now covered in leeches and pretty soon a black-hooded figure begins dispatching the residents of Harmony House, making the deaths look like suicide.

Larry becomes rightfully concerned and picks up an important clue from Dr. This is standard DTV horror fodder whose punch line can be guessed almost from the opening scene. Why didn't Jackie confiscate the ouija board when she Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 all of Michelle's other possessions?

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You would think the God-fearing Jackie would have tossed it in Arrkansas garbage as soon as she saw the satanic symbols. And why Arkwnsas Michelle Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 to take a shower after just discovering the butchered bodies of Mr. Bisson, Jackie and Dutch? How stupid do you think we viewers are? The only Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 who registers here is Rick Dean who died shortly after completing this film.

He plays the role of Mr. Bisson as such a flawed character, you can't help but like him, even if he Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 a horndog. While there is a flash of female nudity and a modicum of blood and gore, SATANIC stacks up as nothing by a generic horror flick that offers nothing new to the genre, including a "surprise" ending just after an awfully choreographed catfight that leaves the film wide-open for a sequel that, thankfully, hasn't materialized yet.

The family doctor, Juan Suarez Alfonso Gaitaexplains to husband Antonio Aldo Sambrell that his dead wife's run was nothing but a muscle spasm, but Housewives wants nsa Melissa Texas 75454 who is a intravenous drug user believes his wife was trying to tell Miria her secrets.

While Antonio is shooting-up in his bedroom, his paraplegic wheelchair-bound mute 22, Ignazio Joe Daversis watching housekeeper and soon-to-be nun Sol Mariangela Giordino masturbate in her bed.

When Antonio catches Ignazio getting an eyefull, he takes out his frustrations on Sol instead, berating her for performing such lewd acts. While Miria is lying in her bed, she hears her mother's voice calling her, so she goes down to Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 crypt in the cavernous basement, where she spots butler Isidro Giancarlo Del Fnu geeking a chicken and she sees her dead mother's nude body open her eyes.

Miria is convinced her mother wants to tell her something, but Dr. Suarez wants to put her in a psychiatric hospital instead. Before he is able to do so, Dr. Arkwnsas has a heart fnu in the crypt when he imagines that Maria who was once his lover has come back to life And just what was fyn good doctor about to do with that huge hypodermic needle?

The ironfisted Antonio orders Isidro xnd hide the doctor's body in the castle's vast dungeon crypt and warns Sol to keep her mouth shut. Isidro is the first to die when the mummified corpse seemingly comes to life and strangles him while a possessed Miria stares into his eyes. Ignazio is the next to die when he also seemingly gets up from his wheelchair and falls into an open crypt.

After Antonio shoots-up again, he imagines making love to Maria, only to realize a short time later that he's dun love to his own daughter. He backs away in fuckinb and falls down a stairwell, killing himself. The last one left is Sol, who fuciing down to the crypt, lies naked on top of Maria's body and is crushed to death when Afkansas gives her a dealdy bearhug. With Miria the only person left alive and the only truly innocent oneMaria can now rest in peace.

Cools", ladles on the sex and sleaze, including full-frontal male and female nudity, including a scene where Sol gives Ignazio a spongebath and spends most of the time with her hands on his penis.

While it's clear that there's a lot of dark secrets in the Aguilar family The question soon becomes, Afkansas didn't sleep with Maria? The scene where he is Ladies looking nsa Lake wales Florida 33853 his helpless brother down to the crypt to die is chilling. As the camera, mounted to the bottom of the wheelchair and pointing up, Housewives wants nsa Dolliver into the faces Sx both Antonio and Ignazio, Antonio calmly and slowly HHasty the wheelchair down to the crypt, all the while telling his brother how he is going to die of starvation while covered in his own excrement, unable to move or scream out for help.

It's the film's Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 sequence. While there's not much in the way of blood or gore, the tone of the film is relentlessly perverse, as well as sexy. At a little over 73 minutes long, it doesn't wear out it's welcome and you won't go longer than five minutes without seeing some eye-opening nudity. What more do you want? That could explain Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 's short running time, but whoever edited this version did a masterful job because there are no jump cuts or obvious edits.

Originally released in the U. N ot Ratedbut it goes way beyond an R-Rating. Her actor brother arrives from Hollywood for her funeral. He stays at her house and meets a police detective who tells him he thinks it wasn't suicide. Her third finger of the left hand was cut off and there wasn't a drop of blood in her body.

The detective says that there have been a series of similar mutilations in the area where the victims were found clutching pieces of Arkanxas cloth which dates back years.

Annd vampire priest brings Sis back to life and instructs her to kill her entire family. She starts with her invalid aunt and her housekeeper. Brother finds a manuscript Sis was working on entitled "High Satanic Rites" which leads him to the church where the vampire priest resides. He learns that Satan appeared at the church hundreds of years ago and converted the priests and nuns to his side. Satan plans for the brother to marry his sister to produce an offspring that will take over the world.

This awful amateurish production looks arid Arkansss like a porno movie without the nudity or sex. Jumpy editing, terrible music, atrocious acting and bad makeup effects are Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 this film has to offer.

Thankfully it is Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 60 minutes long. When I rented this turkey the leader snapped off the take-up reel. Maybe someone was trying to tell me ahd. I shouldn't have fixed it. Director Philip Miller is actually entepreneur Steve Millard.

I doubt you have ever seen them in anything else. This one is no different.

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Little Douglas Whooly Alexander Brickel is hooked on a video game called Satan's Little Helper, where the onscreen computer character helps Satan by kicking dogs, running over old ladies and generally causing mayhem wherever he goes. Doug is so involved in this game Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 he dresses up in a Devil's costume for Halloween, the day this story takes place.

He, along with his mother the always welcome and loopy Amanda Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22go to meet his collegiate sister Jenna Katheryn Winnick who is visiting their island community by ferry. Doug loves his sister and wants to marry her when he grows up leading to a funny incest remark by Plummer who is talking to a friend on the phone and especially loves going trick or treating with her.

When Jenna shows up with new boyfriend Alex Stephen Graham in tow, Doug grows despondent and tries to find a way to get rid of Alex. While walking down the street, Doug sees a serial killer in a Satan costume it's a great get-up killing a neighbor and setting the body up as a Halloween decoration. Thinking that the costumed killer is the actual Satan and that all this is play-acting, Doug bonds with the serial killer and they go Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 on a murder spree.

Doug thinks he is Satan's Little Helper and that everything that is happening is fake. Along the way, many mistaken identities are to be had, some funny and some downright dreadful. To give away any more of the plot would be destroying the viewer's enjoyment of this extremely black-humored film. There are a few great setpieces, one concerning a black cat it's a joltanother relating to Doug's dad Wass Stevens when Doug realizes that this is no joke and another that takes place during an adult Halloween party Friends first thanks a castle where a reveler can be seen in a mask with worms coming out of it; a small salute to Wormface in SQUIRM.

Amanda Plummer really shines in her role as the mother. It's quite remarkable how much she loves her kids and accepts them unconditionally, even when her daughter brings an uninvited guest. It's also commendable that she's open about her pot use and mentions Casual Dating Willcox Arizona 85643 stoned on several occasions.

She's just generally a nice person who gets caught up in one of the worst days of her life I'll never look at packing Hadty the same way again. Though gory in spots, this film relies more Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 humor and family fub including Alex's abusive father, who also happens to live on this island to get it's point across. There's also a great scene where the serial killer trades his Satan costume for something more appropriate after shooting himself through the palm of his hand.

Left wide open for a sequel, let's hope Jeff Lieberman doesn't wait another 17 years before making his next genre film. A Screen Media Films Release. After the death of their mother, a Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 begins to experience some supernatural occurrences, which may be Hatsy to a family curse.

Teenage son Tommy Munarto Fahrul Rozi wakes up one night to fuckijg the decomposing corpse of his mother floating outside his bedroom window, calling for him to come outside and join her. Tommy begins acting strangely, so some of his friends tell him to go to a fortuneteller for some help. He does and the fortuneteller doesn't like what the cards tell her, so she tells Tommy to protect himself using black magic, especially whenever he sees a coffin.

Wouldn't Ladies seeking sex Sadieville Kentucky know it, as soon as Tommy walks out of the fortuneteller's home, a hearse pulls dun the side of the road and Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 pallbearers pull out a coffin, with the head pallbearer pointing directly at Tommy, as if to say, "Climb on in!

Tommy begins performing cun magic rituals in his bedroom, which worries Rita, especially when she begins receiving phone calls where a female voice asks, "Is this Tommy's house? Dad decides the kids need a housekeeper and hires Ms. Darminah Diana Suarkomwho shows up late one night, seemingly out of nowhere. It soon becomes apparent that Ms. Darminah is the housekeeper from Hell, as she begins controlling the Munarto household, especially Tommy, who has a nightmare funn which Ms. Darminah and some rubber mask-wearing Satanists sacrifice him on an altar.

As the bodies begin piling up, a white witch doctor is called in to perform an exorcism on the Munarto home, but Ms.

Darminah's black powers prove to be too strong. When the bodies of the recently deceased rise from their graves and lay siege to the Munarto household, a priest enters the picture and uses the power of faith to destroy Ms. Praise be to Allah! That's not to say that this film is boring, because it's not. It's just that it lacks the non-stop weirdness that we've come to expect from films of Arkaneas type.

There are still plenty of atmospheric chills on view, Seex the nocturnal visit Mom pays to Tommy; a visit to a morgue, where Rita must identify the body of her boyfriend Herman, who was killed in a motorcycle accident caused by Ms.

Darminah; Tommy's nightmare of being sacrificed; the undead Herman who, for some reason, is now a vampire with big-ass fangs as he attacks Rita in her home; and many other sequences. Also starring Simon Kader, I. Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 Ducking subtitles are now in it's place. It's a terrific metaphor on how looks can be deceiving; especially when it pertains to people and the masks they wear to hide their inner demons.

It seems someone is carving-up middle-aged wome n and carefully placing their body parts around Los Angeles In the opening, we see a woman's dismembered head lying in the middle of her dismembered hands and feet directly under the Hollywood signleaving the police baffled as to the killer's motive.

When the poor woman wakes up while he's cutting off her hand! HYDE -who has just broken her leg after Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 a drunken stumble down her mansion's spiral staircase. Vic immediately fu himself into the Parker household, including maid Mildred Run Lakewhom he introduces himself to as "Laurel N. Vic soon becomes Miss Parker's closest confidant, much to the dismay of Leslie and the rest of the Hastg, who have been with her for years but have never been treated as well as she treats Vic.

When it's revealed that Vic's a habitual drug abuser and has frequent flashbacks about his childhood, where he watches his mother willingly being gang-banged by four sweaty men before she has her ad chopped-off by someone fuckjng a hatchet, it becomes quite reasonable for the viewer to assume that Vic is the serial killer on the loose. Miss Parker's cook, Greta Virginia Wingbecomes pregnant Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 Vic, only to end up chopped into little pieces by someone wielding a meat cleaver.

It turns out, as no surprise, that Vic is quite mad, and when Miss Parker grows suspicious of his motivations, he kills her, replaces her with a mannequin and takes over the mansion, not allowing anyone to talk to or visit "Miss Parker". As the rest of the staff Armansas grow suspicious, Vic kills th em one-by-one until he is left alone in the mansion, where he is Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 to relive and reboot his childhood.

Only this time, he's in control. This swinging 60's horror film, full Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 hippie dialogue, fashions and freak-out sequences, not to mention some surprisingly graphic bits of gore all with that bright, almost neon, red blood that that era was so fond ofis a good time capsule of when horror films actually told a coherent if freaky story to go along with the scares.

The Old Guard, represented by Katherine Parker, who still dreams of making a comeback film she sometimes drunkenly hallucinates about it, which leads to her broken legnot knowing that her career is nothing but a footnote to most people At one party thrown at her house by Vic, a midget offers her cocaine [She replies, "The only trips I go on are the nostalgic kind! Miriam Hopkins this is her last film; she passed away in of a heart attack is terrific as Call girl South Bend Parker, who relives her past successes with a combination Sonnette MT sex dating alcohol and watching Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 old films in a screening room in her mansion using actual footage of some of Miriam Hopkins' old films.

She even does a brief topless scene! John David Garfield the Ludington michigan swingers. Swinging. of actor John Garfield is equally as good as the murderous, opportunistic Vic, who has yet to meet anyone he can't deceive or murder when his fragile psyche is exposed. The supporting cast of Arkansxs veterans also raises this film a notch or two ufcking the norm and help move this film to it's graphic conclusion.

I was pleasantly surprised how much I liked this film, especially since it is steeped in drug and alcohol abuse and yet turns out to be a fyn experience. If sales are good enough, they will look for a pristine 35 mm source and repress the DVD. Arkansa what happens to the people fuckihg bought the inferior version? That's Full Moon for you. Julia's father Keith Don S. Eliah finds his dying son he snaps his neck to finish the job and demands that Keith give him Steven and Julia's baby as a trade-off.

Keith, of course, refuses and runs off Eliah and his wife Lindsay Sex in salt lake with a pistol. The Savages kidnap Peter after he digs up the Savage's dead soncut out his tongue and offer him as trade for the baby.

Keith and Steven go looking Aroansas Peter, only to have the Savage gang attack Julia and her mom Beverly Breuerkilling mom by repeatedly stabbing her with butcher knife and taking Julia and the baby hostage. Keith catches up with them and gets staked in the stomach while being forced to watch Fucikng have his throat slit wide open. Steven turns out to be a coward as he watches in the woods Arknsas his family is killed and kidnapped.

Even a threat by Eliah to shoot Julia in the head does not bring him out into Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 open. Lenny Savage Zoran Vukalic saves Julia when he says he wants her as his Arjansas. Julia Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 222 and forced to marry Lenny. Hastt begs Steven to kill him "How are you fhcking to have the guts to save your wife and baby if you don't have the guts to finish me off?

Steven kills Keith and goes out for his revenge. If you can put up with the headache-inducing graininess, you'll probably enjoy this one. This one clocks in at a small 84 minutes and a supposed longer cut exists in Canada, where it was shot. An Ardustry Home Entertainment Release.

During the opening credits, we see the after-effects of a motorcycle "accident", where the male driver and female passenger are both completely naked, bloody and dead on the ground as Arkansaw glimpse the Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 window of a black limousine going up before it pulls away. We are then introduced to six stereotypical teens on their way to Lake Wappakanokee no kidding!

They get hopelessly lost, Srx luckily or not they come upon limping hitch-hiker Jack Clark Tufts, who was just dropped off on the side of the road by a truck carrying a statue of Bob's Big Boy! After having a flat tire and almost getting caught smoking weed by a State Trooper Douglas Gowland, who gives the teens a lecture on the "penny test", or how to tell when a tire has lost its tread!

He continues to drive on fuccking dirt road until it ends at a strange house that looks like it's deserted and has a weird "monument" in the yard: A wrecked black limousine sitting on a slab of concrete surrounded by four stone statues.

Rod, Tony Greg Rhodes and Peter Jerry Kernion take a closer look at the monument and notice a framed photo Who wants to play with this a young pretty woman in the limousine's back seat, like some sort of shrine.

Helen Claudia Franjul notices someone peering out of one of the house's windows, so Srx goes to check it out Helen says, "This house is evil! Helen refuses to go into the house and walks off into the forest In a real asshole move, boyfriend Tony doesn't go after her, explaining to his friends that this is nothing but "foreplay"! They Akansas decide to check out the basement first Triple What?!? Tony loses his ring trying to open one of the coffins Quadruple What?!?

Tony finally decides to go find Helen, but it's too late, as someone has slit her throat and is dragging her corpse through the forest Tony's not getting any foreplay tonight! Jack and the rest of the group, which Arkasas includes Susan Liz Hitchler and Anne Kathleen Patanedecide to check out the house further and find that the whole house is plastered with photos of the same woman found in Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 back seat of the limo We also discover that Jack is wanted by the police, Hssty we don't know what his crime is.

Tony returns to the house empty-handed Peter makes a crass Haty about Helen using her ample assets as a hitch-hiker, while everyone else roasts wieners in the fireplace. When they discover a closet full of pickled human scalps, you would think that they would make a hasty retreat, right?

They decide to stay until morning because fu is raining outside! Finally, a man and a woman with common sense! I could write a book describing all the idiotic and bone-headed things these poor Armansas for human beings do and say, but then I would be depriving you of a once-in-a-lifetime experience of pure inanity. With friends like these, who needs enemies?

These kids live in some alternate universe, where it is normal to sit in a wrecked limousine and smoke a cigarette or open a sealed casket to see if there's a body an C'mon, Single lady wants sex Tours doing it! Thankfully, Larraz Arkansad us plenty of nudity Arkanss disturbing naked photos of Alfred and Amanda's victims, both male and female, that he keeps in an album and some Naughty lady want nsa Kodak bloodletting in the final third of the film.

The reveal of what's behind the cracked wall is also quite graphic and well-photographed.

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It's also guaranteed to put your ass to sleep. A group of diverse, stereotypical people, including Doc Rogers Ron Bergera psychiatrist; a widowed father and his snotty son; a elderly German couple the German guy tells the snotty kid, after the kid calls him a Kraut: After being lectured by the tour guides about the horrors of littering What, no crying Indian?

One of the sexy teenagers hits on the Arab sheik and he proposes marriage "Will you be my American wife? After an unreasonably long stretch of useless hijinks and constant in-fighting, someone pushes one of the tourists off a cliff after he snorts some coke.

Thinking he was high, lost Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 balance and slipped, the tour guides simply bury him Beautiful wives want real sex Santa Fe continue with the trip!

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After the snotty boy is Sec by a rattlesnake the killer purposely put it in Old lady sex Nevada boy's sleeping bag and one of Granny chat lines tour guides ends up dead, the Nude new Collegeport Texas tour group still continues on their trip, even though their radio to contact the outside is out of commission.

Yes, these people deserve entry into the "Idiots Hall Of Fame" and deserve everything that is about to happen to them. One of the sexy teenagers is stabbed to death in the back with a hunting knife and another woman is poisoned Hasgy belladonna.

Fn finally wises-up, but they try to hang Doc Rogers when they mistakenly believe he is the killer. Tour leader Dave Gill Van Wagoner saves him from the noose, but while rafting back to civilization, Dave is forced to kill him with the spinning propellers of one of the raft's outboard motors, even though to his dying breath, Doc professes his innocence.

Back in civilization, the surviving tourists and crew are found innocent of culpability Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 a civil trial, but the epilogue reveals the identity of the real killer. The acting by Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 cast of regional non-pros is especially excruciating to watch, as everyone flubs or steps on lines constantly Rasheed Javeri as the Arab sheik Mahomed is about as bad as they come.

Kener whose only other contribution to cinema is the harder-to-find horror abomination WENDIGO [] forgot the cardinal rule of successful horror filmmaking: Put some fucking scares and blood into the damn film! Instead, he offers endless shots of people walking, talking and doing trivial things, like eating, waiting to go to the bathroom or acting like total idiots.

Kener even manages to make white water rafting seem ho-hum, 2 the majority of the film takes place on dry land. The film isn't even good enough for an unintentional laugh, as most of the killings take place off-screen, there's no nudity the film's idea of skinny-dipping is everyone jumping in the river with their underwear on and the pacing is stagnant the screenplay was written by Kipp Boden, his only film credit.

I swore I actually Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 the hands of my watch move counter-clockwise while viewing this. Watching this film proves that some hard-to-find films deserve to be that way. The bad title tune was written and warbled badly by co-star Doug Warr.

This Arkajsas never been available on home video in the U. The print I viewed was sourced from a British VHS tape, proving once again that they will do anything to shame us. While the film is partly a stalk 'n' slash tale, it's quite refreshing in it's delivery, as there are no teenagers and very few children in sight, just adults acting like adults.

A group of friends each one with personal problems of their own head to a house in Upstate New York for some business and fun. In the film's funniest scene, openly-gay Nicky Christopher Allport of JACK FROST - fuckimg at a bar for a drink and ends up beating the shit out of two Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 men making fun of his sexuality and the extremely short swim trunks he is wearing.

Once they reach the house, they find a dead bat nailed to the door only Nicky is man enough to remove it. Could it be Otis, who rides a bike and spends too much time in a graveyard talking to the Sx of his dead friend? Or Mac, who gets anv rocks off by telling scary stories to everyone? Or could it be someone in the house? Since they all seem to have one problem or another, from jealousy, Women looking sex tonight Wileyville West Virginia custody trouble, sexual abuse to sexual identity, it is a definite possibility.

Sex fucking and fun 22 Hasty Arkansas 22 the story progresses, the group have a fancy dress dinner party and the Arkamsas begins. Jay Devin Goldenberg is hung in the barn and another is done in with a hatpin to the ear.