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He looks like Jason from General Hospital. He was also on a show called Out of this World. It came on after Small Wonder. Well, long story short, he's a facking babe.

I message him first.

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He must have cut the Cheez Whiz out of his diet at an early age. Steve Townrr let's just call him that, so I can fulfill a childhood fantasy tells me he's visiting from Calgary. That's another great feature Out of towner looking for quick hook up Tinder.

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I know American readers are probably thinking "Yikes! Canadian Mexican restaurants haven't quite grasped the authenticity of how many refried beans are supposed to go on the plate. Our bums are pretty Out of towner looking for quick hook up up here. What we're not safe from is, how tacky I will dress when I go to a Mexican restaurant.

The only thing I'm missing is a sombrero. Rosemere Quebec women who want to fuck know this is NOT a sexy dress to wear on a quidk date, but a guy might as well know right off the bat, I shop drunk sometimes.

Especially on a holiday. In Berlin, you can drink on the streets, so you can imagine what kind of state Looling was in when I bought Out of towner looking for quick hook up dress.

I also bought hot dog earrings. Steve Burton mentions he used to work at Benetton with a comedian I know, back in I loved Benetton when I was a teenager, but Esprit was my real favourite. I don't tell him this, obvi. I don't want to hurt his feelings. But seriously, I hope he doesn't still work in retail.

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I tell him to meet me at Hemingways, in Yorkville. Why do I keep taking dates here? He beats me to the bar, and texts me to let me know what floor he's on.

I walk up to the third floor and look around. I see a guy sitting alone Out of towner looking for quick hook up the bar. He doesn't really look ohok the dreamy Steve Burton shots I saw on his profile Some people look totally different than their online pics. Jook don't actually wear a pink fedora as much as my FB pics would make you think.

I awkwardly walk over. As I approach him, I'm scared to say anything. And sure enough, I turn around to see Steve Burton waving.

My date is way hotter than Steph's date. She'll figure that out once she gets here. I give Steve Burton a hug, and declare my embarrassment of approaching the wrong guy right in front of him. He Out of towner looking for quick hook up, and his dreaminess immediately makes me feel like I shouldn't have worn this dorky dress. This always happens on days I go Fuck girls Alton the gym.

Like I can pull off any outfit. He's a total babe. I find myself zoning out during the conversation, thinking things like:.

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Maybe he doesn't just date brunettes Not ditzy looking blondes, though. More stern looking blondes, like Charlize Theron You're so quick to complain when guys aren't as good looking as their profile pictures, but sometimes I think it's ME who doesn't look as good.

I finally land my brain's personal space shuttle, and start focusing on our conversation again.

I can't help but compliment him on how attractive he is. Not everyone who's gorgeous actually knows it. Some hot people are actually insecure. I tell him he looks way younger than We're just two people, defying age!

We must look young, because we avoid things like marriage and babies! Foot's in the mouth again. And it doesn't taste good, cuz these Birkenstocks are pretty worn out. Yes, I wore Birkenstocks on tiwner date.

No wonder I'm self-conscious. I was totally prepared for the kids on the last date, and then they were non-existent.

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This date I wasn't expecting them, and here they are. These kids must be gorgeous too. Maybe they already have a show on Treehouse. He has two daughters. We oc have the same taste in music. Steve Burton confesses he knows all the words to " 22 " by Taylor Swift.

Let me take a time-out for a PSA: Don't be a jerk about it. You can tell I've worked in this industry too long, eh?

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We settle our tab, yes, he pays, but I leave the tipand we relocate to seats at the bar. We are now in Horny women Tucson and Steph's old seats. I guess their date didn't work out as well as ours.

Take that, OK Cupid! We are getting along great, though I think I've mentioned I shouldn't have worn this dress 16 quic.

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A creepy guy walks up to the bar, and asks if the seat next to Steve Burton is taken. The guy introduces himself to Steve Burton, and sort of me. But really, he's focused on Steve Burton. He strikes up a conversation, and I do my best not to feel awkward.

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Is this creepy guy trying to swoop in, and steal my date? This is what happens when you're out with a super babe. Even dudes will hit on your man. This must be what Katie Holmes felt like.

I can sense Steve Burton's getting uncomfortable too.

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Maybe it's time for a venue change. I suggest going over to the Bedford Academy. After all, I'm also a tour guide for this Oht.

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I should show him a bar off the beaten path. I doubt tourists would spot this place. Plus, they have Strongbow on tap. Nobody has Strongbow on tap anymore. He has a cracked screen too! Somebody tweeted lopking a new drinking game. Every time I date a guy with Port royal VA cheating wives cracked iPhone, you have to have a drink. So go grab a beer and come back.

He drove his mom's car from Burlington.